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Jun 21, 2025

Gotta pay for letting your eyes wander. I hope your mother-in-law is so shriveled up and you get nightmares for the rest of your life. And how come the shower is outside? Are you married into a family of pervs? at Jun 29, 2011 to: Naked in-laws
Don't give up and don't expect a dashing prince too. Keep your cool and a positive outlook and don't settle for idiots along the way. If love won't find you, find it. at Jun 29, 2011 to: I confess...
I like the way you label the people you don't like. Think I've got to try this with my room mate and her string of bimbo girlfriends at Jun 29, 2011 to: She Names Them
Cool. You should work in a manufacturing plant or clean chimneys. Maybe there you can get your fix while getting paid. at Jun 10, 2011 to: Addicted to Second-hand Smoke
You don't have stupid neighbors. You neighbors have a stupid neighbor though. Why don't you walk up to their house and say hi, you closet pervert? at Jun 10, 2011 to: Stupid neighbors
This is one funny confession. I think I'd find this super-embarrassing if it happened to me. I can only suppose those farts were loud and clear; how, your classmates coped is beyond me. If i were one of them, I'll kick you out of the class. Are you sure someone didn't put the fast one on you because this definitely sounds like a naughty prank but then you ate burritos quite knowing what follows. I hope you passed the test. At least that will help assuage the pain of the shame. at Apr 13, 2011 to: The Fastest Test I ever took
Oh, that is so naughty. I think I may steal your idea to get back at my arch-enemy, my old roommate. I still have the keys to the apartment. I can go there while she's out and jizz in her pants. Although, I don't know if I gain any satisfaction from it; it seems too mild and I really want to hurt that girl. Or maybe I can get some bum to do the jizzing and then she can contract some terrible venereal disease. at Apr 13, 2011 to: Neighbor's panties

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