She Names Them
Posted Jun 29, 2011 by Arachne | 496 views | 4 comments
I have a strange method for remembering people. I give them names. It’s fun that way. When I see people and I break into a big smile they mostly think I’m happy to see them but I’m just sniggering at the naughty names I gave them. My supervisor at work is “Gumby with a Pokey”; my landlord is “Douche Almighty”; the guy down the street with a crush on me is “Freaky Creepy Sleazy”; my flat mate’s sister is “Cobra Bitch”; the supermarket lady who never honors my coupons is “Paper Pimp” and my neighbor’s yapping dog is “Twitter on Speed”. I know it’s a naughty habit but I can’t help naming things, I just can’t help it.
Commented Aug 28, 2011 by anonymous
Why don't you make a name for yourself youj shemale fucked up loser twat who needs fucking help. Your a shitface tosser wanker asshole. Sure you can remember that you cunt !
Commented Jul 1, 2011 by anonymous
I name my boyfriend's penis. Every guy I've ever loved got a name. Angry monster, (that was when he was excited), , Willie Woo and the latest is lazy one cause he rarely gets a hard-on.
Commented Jun 29, 2011 by anonymous
funny stuff. i can't wait to try this. But knowing me who suffers alot with Freudian slips i will most definitely get in to a fight,lol. But your concept is hilarious :-}
Commented Jun 29, 2011 by Bitter Roomie
I like the way you label the people you don't like. Think I've got to try this with my room mate and her string of bimbo girlfriends