Pissing in your locker.
Posted Jul 8, 2012 by DiamondDave | 737 views | 7 comments
I watched a close friend of mine in 10th grade get pummeled by the typical jock. I tried to get to them but the crowd of people was too big and I couldn’t get through. They we both suspended. Jake I found out your locker number by snooping in the gym teachers office. I found your locker combination as well. While you were on a four day suspension, I would wait until the class was in the gym and I would unlock your locker and take a piss on your gym clothes. When you came back you actually put them on, and they gym teacher told you in front of the class that you smelled like 5 day old piss. Close coach. Very close, my what a keen nose he had for the staleness of piss. I hope you enjoyed the laughs and the nick name, people to this day call you “Whiz”. Oh I almost forgot I also fucked your sister. If you somehow read this, and make the connection and need verification of that last part, She had the basement to herself with a sweet sliding glass door to the backyard. Well that is to say most of the basement, you had half the laundry room for your weight set. Nice Korn posters bro :)
Commented May 21, 2014 by DiamondDave
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Commented Jul 9, 2012 by anonymous
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Commented Jul 9, 2012 by DiamondDave
is that English?
Commented Jul 9, 2012 by anonymous
It just a stupid thing at all.
Commented Jul 8, 2012 by anonymous
A douche like that has so many enemies that I'm sure he won't figure it out. If he does you may be in trouble. How was his sister?