A few years ago I moved in with a close friend of mine. It was supposed to be 2 guys living on our own for the first time. Unfortunately 2 months in he added his girlfriend into the equation. Now I wouldn’t have minded, god knows my own girlfriend was over the place enough, but his girlfriend was a huge bitch. In this girls presence my roommate turned into a total prick. Plus everything he enjoyed she was against. Now I know most of that is on him, but if it just affected him I would have just been annoyed for him. She liked hot weather, so in the summer she would turn off the AC. She would eat my food to the point where I had a damn food checklist. Every time I ate an apple I would update the list and subtract one. I eventually got a lock for my own cabinet space. On occasion my roommate would be out of town on business. Several times while he was away she would make passes at me, I woke up once with her naked lying in bed with me. One time I let he lay there just to not have the confrontation and I woke up with her sucking my dick and I immediately pushed her off and pushed her out of my room. I never accepted her advances and I never told my friend. Well after the year lease was up she made it known that I was not welcome into the new apartment they were getting. My friend invited me but I declined. The move was 2 weeks a way and they had taken a vacation to Las Vegas. Before they left she had the nerve to drink an entire bottle of my wine and 3 beers. I confronted her in front of my friend, she countered with “I didn’t drink this entire week, and anyway the beers weren’t light and I only drink light because I’m not a fat person. You also drink cheap wine and I would probably have to throw up if I drank that stuff”… Needless to say I was hell bent on doing something to get revenge. So I rummaged through her dresser and found two vibrators. I will preface the next part of this story by saying even a straight man can enjoy anal. If you haven’t had a finger up there you are a liar :). So I used them while I masturbated and neglected to wash them. I also pissed in her shampoo, came in her lotion, and came and spit in the lube they use. That made me feel a whole lot better.