Irony
Posted Mar 2, 2011 by anonymous | 116 views | 0 comments
Several years ago I met I guy that I developed a crush on. I asked him out for the upcoming weekend. Two days before our date, I found out that he had slept with my best friend the night before, and then the day of our date he called to cancel saying that he is sick. Well, last night while out with friends at a bar I ran into him. He was really fat and had aged far beyond his years and he kept telling me how nice I looked. I must say, I have never been so happy to have been dumped.
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