I am an alien
Posted Jan 20, 2012 by anonymous | 378 views | 4 comments
Yes, you read it correctly. I'm an alien sent here to prepare you Earth people for the upcoming change. It's the whole 2012 thing. Your world isn't going to end. It's just going to change. Most of you will be turned into food. No need to worry though, we have ways of making it painless. You will only experience the type of death you normally have if you resist. Those of you that aren't used as food will be used as breeders. This will be the young females from 17-24 years of age.
Commented Jul 2, 2012 by anonymous
You mean you snuck across the boarder?
Commented Jan 29, 2012 by anonymous
Hahahaha good one.
Commented Jan 22, 2012 by anonymous
I can't wait to eat you.
Commented Jan 22, 2012 by anonymous
pervert :D