why I failed a class
Posted Jan 2, 2014 by anonymous | 385 views | 4 comments
On the day of the final.exam, I was extremely stressed. I needed to masturbate badly. Had to. I masturbate for a long time though... this time it was 3 hours... It didn't leave much time to study for the exam which was in 4 hours. I was too nervous to sleep before so I slept for 3 hours after masturbating... I then decided to review for the exam on my way there and realized I'd only get a 20-30 out of a hundred. I panicked when I got to class and my knees were.weak so I just let my body do its thing and I fell to the ground without fighting it since I was still tired from masturbating. Ended up in the hospital... I missed the makeup exam because I overslept after masturbating...
Commented Jan 4, 2014 by anonymous
If you're a female like myself, just sleep with the teacher it makes it easier
Commented Jan 3, 2014 by anonymous
I'm actually female... Females masturbate too (shocking).
Commented Jan 3, 2014 by anonymous
It is a very ridiculous thing you have done it.
Commented Jan 3, 2014 by anonymous
I'm laughing sooooo much right now.....ya idiot, even MONKEYS can keep their hands off their dicks for long periods of time! XD