Why do i look like a potato?
Posted Mar 2, 2011 by anonymous | 101 views | 0 comments
Hello. My name is Jacob Petit. I have a small willy and i am very self concious it. i have started to think that my boyfriend is cheating on me with my dad. I often masturbate and keep it in a pot for when i get a bit pekish along with my urine. Knobody knows this but i once had a toss during a churc service at christmas time, i think the vicar saw me but didnt say anything because he didnt want to make my life any worse than it allready is. The other day i was clothes shopping with my mummy, we were picking out a pretty little outfit for me to wear to the special club we go to for people that like to have sex with animals. But when we tried to get on the bus the driver stopped us and said, you can't bring sheep on the bus so i pissed on him and told him where to stick his bus driving service. which was up my ass along with his genitals.
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