Who is he?
Posted Mar 2, 2011 by anonymous | 103 views | 0 comments
Bush and the Queen of England are talking. Bush asks the queen, 'How is it that you've found such smart, trustworthy people to run your country?' The Queen replies, 'I test them to see how smart they are. Watch this.' and she calls in Tony Blair. When Tony Blair arrives the Queen asks him, 'Your mother had a son, but he is not your brother. Who is he?' And Tony Blair says, 'The son is me!' 'Yes, very impressive,' says Bush, and he heads back to the US. Back a the White House, Bush calls Karl Rove into his office. He says, 'Karl, your mother had a son, but he is not your brother. Who is he?' Karl Rove looks confused. 'This will take some investigation.' Karl wanders around the White House until he runs into Colin Powell. 'Colin Powell,' he asks 'Your mother had a son, but the son is not your brother, who is he?' And Colin Powell says, 'that's easy, the son is me!' Karl Rove rushes back to the president. 'George,' Karl says, 'The son is Colin Powell!' George Bush shakes his head. 'No you idiot! The son is Tony Blair!'
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