Honeymoon
Posted Mar 2, 2011 by anonymous | 113 views | 0 comments
>> Fred and Mary got married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go >> back to Fred's Mom and Dad's for their first night together. >> >> In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his >> breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his >> >> mom if Fred and Mary are up yet. >> >> She replies, 'No'. >> >> Johnny asks, 'Do you know what I think?' >> >> His mom replies, 'I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to >> school.' >> >> Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, 'Are Fred and Mary up >> yet?' >> >> She replies, 'No.' >> >> Johnny says, 'Do you know what I think?' >> >> His mom replies, 'Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go >> back to school.' >> >> After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, 'Are Fred and Mary up >> yet?' >> >> His mom says, 'No.' >> >> He asks, 'Do you know what I think?' >> >> His mom replies, 'Ok, now tell me what you think?' >> >> He says: 'Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think >> >> I gave him my airplane glue.
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