Wedding Fuck Cycle
Posted Jun 22, 2011 by Constance | 1004 views | 6 comments
I do bridal makeup as a side job and although the pay is not fantastic I love the creative process which is unlike my dull but high paying day job. I have touched up quite a number of brides and believe me I’ve seen quite a lot at these events: fugly brides, bitchy bridesmaids and grooms who disturb my session demanding quickies with their brides. Two weeks ago I was preening up this gorgeous bride and everything was moving on like a dream. The groom was courteous and a real gentleman, the bridesmaids were really happy, the in-laws were fun to watch and the cake arrived on time. I should’ve known something was amiss. First the best man came in and, while they excused me out of room, did the bride. I was horrified and quickly took a walk outside but lo and behold, I ran into the groom doing the chief bridesmaid. It was really a small world. The wedding went on as planned and everybody was all smiles.
Commented Aug 28, 2011 by anonymous
So fucking what's the story morning glory here then you asshole !
Commented Jun 22, 2011 by Trip
what the hell, why did that post 5 times
Commented Jun 22, 2011 by Trip
Ummm...I want to be a member of that wedding party
Commented Jun 22, 2011 by anonymous
Hey, look on the bright side. Maybe your clients will have a foursome for honeymoon. Although I thin a foursome is one person too crowded
Commented Jun 22, 2011 by Mark X.
Some cycle that is. This is going to be an open marriage if it is not already. Color me old school but I never believe in such things. People are born jealous and possessive
Commented Jun 22, 2011 by Grossip
It's really not a circle but I can imagine if the bride could go for the best man and the groom humps the chief bridesmaid then there is nothing stopping the best man from going for the bridesmaid since the couple would be on honeymoon anyway