Violent Murder At CVS
Posted Aug 20, 2011 by HardLuck Hank | 464 views | 6 comments
To the slow moving couple at CVS: What the fuck. I get that you two are on your day off, but that's no reason to incite your own murder. I'm fucking hot and tired and I was trying to grab one quick thing, but you two found every opportunity to be in my way amd be distracted by your new phone. "How do you text? I'm used to the buttons. This doesn't have buttons." I had a clear fantasy of collecting their motherfucking heads, shitting down their throats and then having sex with their headless stumps, using my own feces as lubricate. Then strapping their headless, shit smeared corpses to the back of a horse drawn chariot like Brad Pitt in Troy. The only problems with that fantasy was I didn't have to poo and I don't have access to horses or a chariot.
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Commented Aug 21, 2011 by HardLuck Hank
??? Still confused here.
Commented Aug 21, 2011 by anonymous
You are the kind of person i would love to punch in the face repeatedly .
Commented Aug 21, 2011 by HardLuck Hank
Que? Why am I a child fucker?
Commented Aug 20, 2011 by anonymous
I wish I could meet this guy and kill him. One less child fucker in the world.