the mental institute
Posted Mar 2, 2011 by anonymous | 118 views | 0 comments
coonie chung was doing a story on mental institutions in america. she was going around and visiting the various hospitals and came to one floor with 3 rooms. in the first room, she found a man busily taking watches apart and putting them back together. puzzled, ms. chung walked over to the man and asked him what he was doing. 'when i get out of here, ma'am, i'm going to be a watch repairman'. 'good for you,' ms. chung replied, 'good luck with that.' and then she went to the second room, where she found another man with a golf club, yelling 'fore!' and hitting the balls around his room. ducking a flying ball, ms. chung asked, 'what are you doing?' stopping a moment the ball whacker said 'well, ma'am, when i get out of here, i'm going to be a gold pro better than tiger woods'. smiling and nodding, she said 'good for you', and left the room. she entered the third room and was astonished to find nothing but nuts strewn all over the place. cashews, walnuts, pecans, you name it. a naked man was sitting in the corner. he would grab a handful of nuts, masturbate with them, and throw them to the side. he would then grab another handful, masturbate with them, and throw them to the side. ms. chung sat watching this spectacle for several minutes and then finally got curious enough to talk to him. 'um,' she said cautiously, 'what are you doing?' 'lady,' the man said simply, 'i'm fucking nuts. i ain't NEVER gettin' out of here!';)
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