The Confession List Of A Wimpy Kid
Posted Mar 29, 2011 by BoyWonder | 815 views | 3 comments
1. At 11, I’m still a bed wetter.
2. I love the color Pink instead of Green that I tell my friends; they said Pink is for girls.
3. I have never kissed a girl; I paid Karen five dollars to claim so at the Youth Camp.
4. I hate my big brother and my baby sister.
5. Sometimes, when I’m alone in the house, I use the phone to call up men bearing the same name as my father; mother says he’s never coming back but I know he will.
6. I go to the bathroom by ten every night so I can stand in the bath and see out the window at the bathroom in the next house. Our neighbor’s teenage girl usually takes her bath at that hour. All I can see is her bust.
7. When I grow up, I want to be a spy; I want all the gunfight and women spies have so that I can save the world from bad men.
Commented Aug 30, 2011 by anonymous
You have childhood dementia already ? You nutter !
Commented May 20, 2011 by anonymous
all you can see is her bust? i'd love to know what a 'bust' looks like
Commented Apr 17, 2011 by anonymous
that's epic.