Skinny White Guys Seem A Little Gay
Posted Oct 6, 2011 by anonymous | 968 views | 3 comments
That's an obvious generalization and so are a lot of the observations I'm going to make in this post. I work at this gas station that sells liquor. I get a lot of broad swath of people coming off the highway and I've noticed some things that are offensive, but common. 1.) Young, skinny, white guy seem super gay. It could just be that they're trying to be charming and thinking I'm gay, but I've had to tell more than a few that I wasn't gay. When I say that, they try and macho up which kinda makes them seem like a closed gay man. 2.) Hispanic people love booze. Of all my customers, I see hispanics the most. Legally, I can not sell to someone who is fall-down, stinking drunk. Hispanic people have lost their shit when they hear that. Like the police had to be called. Also, Hispanics pay in change more often than not. Quarters mostly. I don't know why. 3.) Apparenly, crack is the new weed. I was talking to this chick and she asked me when I get off. I asked why and she said her and her friend had scored some crack and were going to do it back at her house. I laughed thinking she was joking, but she never said Just Kidding or indicated that she was anything but serious. I declined her offer to do crack with her and her friends. 4.) Old people steal. I don't have that much more to say about this. I've had to chase down acouple old people who had shoplifted.
Commented Oct 8, 2011 by anonymous
There are definitely all kinds that make this world go 'round. Fact can be stranger than fiction. When you see weird stuff, it sure makes you appreciate the normal/good things in your own life!
Commented Oct 7, 2011 by MSJW
OMG I used to work at a gas station in a shady area overnight. I went to clean the bathroom and there was a wad of paper towel on the toilet so I threw it in the toilet. As the water swirled around I noticed a needle swirling around. I was mad because If I had got pricked I could have gotten anything from that needle. I get back to the register and this skinny white boy kept walking in and out of the bathroom and check this out. This fool had the audacity to ask me 'hey did anyone find a needle in the bathroom' I said no and when he finally left I just thought to myself I was real glad I didn't get stuck.
Commented Oct 6, 2011 by anonymous
You work at a gas station, did you honestly expect to see well balanced citizens walk through the door?