Simply Disgusted
Posted Mar 2, 2011 by anonymous | 54 views | 0 comments
Dear rawcomplaints.com, Today was a normal, breezy and lovely day, I got up, took in some lovely fresh air, had a wonderful breakfast (two eggs, bacon, toast and a glass of freshly squeezed orange juice) and left for work. My day carried on as normal, full of the delights of a wonderful moment in time, which is known as my life. I worked hard, made quota, had lunch (ham, pickle, cheese, fruit variety pack and ice cold glass of lemonade) spoke to my friends then walked Jumbo (my loving dog) when I got home. After a loving dinner, prepared by my beautiful wife, Vera, (roasted lamb chop with carrots, peas, broccoli, other seasoning and a glass of red wine) I then decided to browse the Internet for a few minutes titillation only to come across your foul, steaming turd of a website rawcomplaints.com. I wish to make a complaint about the fact that in order to access the rawcomplaints.com archive I must make a complaint myself. Instead of being able to flick through others sorry problems and state of affairs I had to find issues much closer to home. I sat and thought of things I should wish to destroy verbally only to become confused and distressed with my overly wonderful exsistance. 15 minutes passed in this soul killing state until I realised this was in fact completely your fault and must be made right immediately through apology or even the destruction of the Internet so this atrocity may never occur again. Thank you for completely ruining my once perfect life, Bracken.
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