Oh wait. Heres a good one.
Posted Mar 2, 2011 by anonymous | 146 views | 0 comments
Okay, I was talking with my friend, and if you read my apartment post on the next page first, then you'd know that THIS is the noise we were making that made me come up with that bit. Okay, he was describing some idiotic show about halloween where somebody was going on an adventure to discover the meaning of halloween or whatever and went to the bathroom first and caught himself on his fly. This confused me, and he told me it was a 'complicated show' where I replied 'A complicated pee?' He nodded and I spoke again 'Unless he had to whiz through an electric fence, it isn't THAT complicated.' I swear I go the GREATEST idea for a show EVER from that. Okay, you know those games where you have to take a metal rod through a metal maze without touching the sides? Okay, picture TEN men, full bladders. Ten of these adult sized electric mazes, supercharged. The object is to whiz through the maze without touching the highly electrical sides for fear of testicular explosion from the voltage. Last man with his nerts still attached wins...
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