A bit o' fun.
Posted Mar 2, 2011 by anonymous | 176 views | 0 comments
I was feeling rather silly and worried about neibors in my apartment. I was speaking with my friend when I realised it was too late to be making that much noise. This only made it worse since an idea occured to me. Just once, and only once, would I like to go someone else's apartment complex, and stand near the outside wall where two homes would be conecting, so anything I say, both places would think it was the OTHER side who was making the noise and yell out the following: (Old english woman voice): Oi! Get the fork out of me arse! (english accented man): A fork in your arse? I'd be more worried about the spoon in your knee. (Old english woman): I can't sit down with the fork in me arse, and besides, thats the knife in me knee. (Englishman): The knife? Well then where's the spoon? (The woman): The spoons in your nose, you dolt! (Englishman): What what what? OH! So it is. Jolly good then.
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