My boyfriend only swears when...
Posted Dec 2, 2014 by anonymous | 180 views | 0 comments
...when we fool around. I mean it, he replaces the words fuck = fudge, bitch = b-word. He doesn't say shit or anything. we're 20-21 yrs. old and I swear a lot. For everything especially when we fool around in the bedroom. In a conversation we had just now, he told me the reason he doesn't swear is because words have such literary gravity and the longer he doesn't swear, the greater that gravity is. I asked him "so the next time you tell me you love fucking me, will I sink into the earth?" and he said maybe he'll have to stop swearing then, too (joke). But honestly, I love it when he swears while we fool around because it's like this entirely intimate thing that he only does with me and in an extremely private situation (he doesn't even swear when we sext or when I discretely massage his leg in public and I whisper things in his ear).
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