I'm a quarter century old and my cousin is a year younger. We lived about 60 miles apart most of our lives, and our families never really got along too well. Okay, so technically, she is my 3rd cousin, I believe... Despite our light family rivalry, she & I would get along to almost a magical degree. Pretty much the exact way as Forrest Gump and Jenny Curran. And in fact, I'm the innocent poster-child and she... is on wanted-posters... But at family functions we would always go off alone and spend our weekend away from the blood. Last time I had seen or heard from her was in 2006, and I would have presumed her dead, but that we've always had this psychic connection. (For instance, I'm on vacation and keep having dreams about her, and decide I will call her the moment I get back in town... As I pull into the driveway, I grab my phone to dial and *boom* she calls me. After 8 months or so, just felt like she should call me. Stuff like that.) So back to the juicy part... Less than a month ago, she gets out of rehab and moves to my city. We meet up for a few drinks, shoot some pool... End up getting schwasted back at my place, annnd she jumps my bones. "I've wanted to do this all my life" she says. "Did you know I've always been in love with you?" she says/moans... She bites me REALLY hard. I'm no nancy, I can take it... But seriously. I'm talking bath salts aggression. Scrapes on my thigh, broken lips. She tells me to be thankful she hasn't punched me, yet. There's more blood than sex juice on my bed. Anyway, that goes on for about 2.5 weeks. All the while, she's getting me in all sorts of trouble. Calls from the front office complaining about "your guests were skinny dipping in the pool after-hours. Giving you a verbal this time..." and now I've lost my job since I brought her along-- both of us drunk-- 3 hours late... Buuuut the other problem is... I live with my brother. He doesn't like her. He really doesn't like her shouting moans of passion while he's trying to sleep. Annd he knows we're fucking. That's pretty awkward, too. Also, she wants to fuck my best friend, who is the most innocent, sweet, and engaged girl I've ever known. That makes that couple very awkward around us. But I still love her. I'd still do anything for her. What the hell?? Did I mention she is SMOKIN' hot? I wish I could give her name som you could look up her mugshot... Well, thats all. Thanks for reading.