I feel like a perv admitting this, but little girls find me irresistibly attractive. My wife has noticed this for years and thinks it's cute. She jokingly says I'm a girl-magnet because I look a little like Johnny Depp. Do little girls have a thing for Johnny Depp? When they see me, they stare at me like they're dumbstruck. They can't stop looking at me. They move around and do strange things to get my attention. It happens every day. There can be fifty other people around and some little girl will fixate on me alone. It's strange. I'm now 40 years old and its actually getting worse. And the prettier they are, the more they gravitate to me. This has happened ever since my late teens. Before I wrote this confession I went out for coffee with my wife and thought, let's see what happens. Before long, a family with three young girls sits across from us and, bang, sure enough, this cute little brunette spots me and comes to attention, can't stop looking at me, moves around in her chair to get a better look at me, puts her feet up on the chair, open her legs wide, and flashes her panties through her shorts. It was entirely innocent (I hope), but I thought, what the fuck is going on? I gave her a nice smile to acknowledge her attention, as I always do in these situations. She slid off the chair to face me and almost fell down. They are adorable. I can go on and on. I've even had some get kind of, I guess, pre-sexual with me, pressing their you know what up against me given half a chance. I'm pretty sure the daughter of one of my friends actually got her rocks off on my knee playing "horsie." She certainly looked flustered and happy when she was done rocking against me like a cowgirl. And she insisted on playing horsie every day I was visiting. That's not the only time something like that has happened either. I never do anything to them of course. They're precious little beings, but I can kind of understand how pedophiles might misread some of these behaviors to justify their illegal acts.