Intercourse with frozen Chicken From Supermarket
Posted Sep 4, 2011 by anonymous | 759 views | 6 comments
Hello folks, Ever since I got divoced from my wife, I have engaged in having sex through buying a local supermarket chicken and sticking my penis in it ! I am able to enjoy releif and make a good meal afterwards ! I don't think it's a bad thing now since I look forward to shopping in my local supermarket butn there is one problem...I had to go to hospital to E-Coli poisioning which travelled up my penis to bladder as the hospital said. I've decided to buy KFC instead and place my penis between the bread peices instead. I can get extra mayo on my chicken burger and yep...you sure sure can't beat a KFC or a Kentucky Fucky as I call it. Would I have my wife back...No way ! At least I have a meal now when I get home from work !
Commented Sep 12, 2011 by anonymous
Lmao!
Commented Sep 5, 2011 by anonymous
lol :)
Commented Sep 5, 2011 by anonymous
Your wife was no doubt dissatisfied with you as a lover, because as with the chicken you always came first.
Commented Sep 4, 2011 by anonymous
Mental but funny ! Like the Twitter joke also.
Commented Sep 4, 2011 by anonymous
Funny one ! LOL !!!
Commented Sep 4, 2011 by anonymous
This comedian is the one who put up the Wanking confession. He's funny though with a mad sense of humour !