I'm sorry teachers...
Posted Mar 1, 2014 by anonymous | 564 views | 4 comments
I am a straight A student, all A's since 5th grade (and possibly longer), perfect attendance, Valed Victorian, teacher's pet, etc etc. Every teacher, staff member, even the principle loves me. I'm the perfect student. And the reason behind this is that I am an opportunist. I prey upon the weak, the slow, and the old. And teachers are exactly that. They are so stupid, droned out by state mandations, trying to stress to kids who don't care to study so that they do not lose their jobs, and I am all in the middle of the chaos taking advantage of them. Right now I could not turn my homework in and give a different excuse to every one of my teachers and absolutely 0 % of them would put a 0 down for my grade. I want to apologize to all of the teachers who I have tricked, sapped and stole from to make those A's and become Valed Victorian. I am sorry that I took advantage of you, and I'm sorry that I lied, back stabbed, and cheated my way through school to get passed the morons who walk among us. I Actually, I am not sorry. Well, I am. I am sorry that you are too stupid to see that I am so easily fooling you. I am sorry that your job sucks so much that you have no mental effort to keep track of life and that it appears that I am the holy grail, that I am the break you have been waiting for. I am sorry that you do not have the ability to see how bad of a job you are actually doing, and I am sorry that I have nothing to really apologize about anymore.
Commented Mar 3, 2014 by anonymous
May all your teachers forgive you.
Commented Mar 2, 2014 by anonymous
How can you be valedictorian if you can't even spell the word? You're a fucking moron. It's a shame we can't go to your house and beat the shit out of you.
Commented Mar 2, 2014 by anonymous
Yeah... I highly doubt you're Valedictorian with that spelling...
Commented Mar 1, 2014 by anonymous
Wow, you are an ass.