Hypocritical lie
Posted Aug 29, 2014 by anonymous | 199 views | 2 comments
I gave my friend abuse for checking out this chubby chick. I say things like Oh yeah you wanna harpoon the whale and make him deny that he was looking at her. Truth is, she may be chubby, but she's hot! She's cute curvy and has nice tits He don't know I think so and that I would so love to "harpoon" her if I ever had the chance. Dunno why I did it.
Commented Aug 29, 2014 by anonymous
You did it because your mom dropped you a few times as an infant.
Commented Aug 29, 2014 by anonymous
Cuz you're a jealous prick.