He wasnt wearing a condom
Posted Apr 26, 2014 by anonymous | 783 views | 7 comments
Last weekend I parachuted out of a recreational aircraft and was savagely assaulted by an eagle as I decended. I lost my virginity and then got castrated as the serious sexual assault escalated sharply and spiralled out of control. I was unconscious when I hit the ground. Doctors said if I'd lost anymore blood, they would have had to put me down.
Commented May 6, 2014 by anonymous
hahahahaha
Commented Apr 28, 2014 by anonymous
You need to be throw away that eagle.
Commented Apr 26, 2014 by anonymous
wow its hard to believe that the person who wrote this is even smart enough to write considering they are about as bright as a burnt out light bulb
Commented Apr 26, 2014 by anonymous
no, I think I was judging by the inadequate technique you used on me.I could hardly contain my laughter.
Commented Apr 26, 2014 by anonymous
i WAS that eagle. youre not the first ive raped
Commented Apr 26, 2014 by anonymous
this is as good as Saturday morning cartoons. Although Im sure some truest will find it improper for this site. Lol so what. :-)
Commented Apr 26, 2014 by anonymous
At least it was amusing bullshit.