Grenades Everywhere!!!!
Posted Mar 23, 2011 by anonymous | 557 views | 1 comments
I was at the club with my boys lookin for some ass, the usual gameplan. We were taking shots of tequila all night. People say beer goggles are bad, try tequila goggles. My buddy thought it would be funny to play a joke on my and get me dancing with the this absolute grenade. At the time i had on the goggles and was too drunk. I ended up hooking up wit her and bringing her back to my place. In the morning I woke up and almost puked when I saw who I brought home. When she did her walk of shame, my boys were balling their eyes out laughin. I need to invest in a grenade detector!
Commented Aug 28, 2011 by anonymous
Quality. We've all fucked a pig when pissed up. Most of the woman in bars are fucking grim anyway so I wouldn't fucking wory about it.