
dont try this at home
Posted Mar 7, 2013 by anonymous | 465 views | 7 comments
i read on the internet about electric masturbation devices. they talked all about how wonderful it felt to feel actual electricity going into the genitals. i wanted to get one but they were all to expensive plus they get shipped to your house. one day i saw my dad charging up the car battery and thats how i got the idea. on a snow day when no one was around i got his charger. i tied a wet sock around my package and put a wet towel on the floor then i clipped on the wires to the sock and the towel and slowly moved my bare butt onto the edge of the towel. as more of my butt got onto the towel i started to feel electric current. it felt like tingling vibration and warm and sqeezing all mixed up. that was the first time and the ejaculation part was long and almost to good and i had to pull away from the towel.the next time when i was home alone i wondered about what if i couldnt pull away and just had to feel so good that i couldnt stand it but had to anyway?. my idea was to tie myself over a chair and after i was tied i would use a broom to push the switch to the charger and then shove the broom out of reach. so this is where it all goes bad. i tied the wet sock around my gentitals and connected the wire. i pushed a butter knife backwards up in my anus and connected the wire. i laid over our recliner and put my feet and hands through slip knots from ropes tied to the bottom of the chair and then i pulled them tight. grabbing the broom i pushed the end of it toward the switch and then pushed it. just like that i felt it and it was way stronger than before but i still shoved the broom aside. then major sqeezing of the genitals and my anus and buns were being squeezed hard to. then i saw that the other switch on the charger wasnt on the 12 volts and 2 amps like before but was on 24 volts and 6 amps. i felt harder sqeezing and i felt heat where the sock was tied and on my anus then my legs started to jerk and pull and i couldnt control them. i started getting scared and looked at the clock and there was no chance that any one would be home for at least three more hours. it started feeling like giant red hot pinchers were grabbing me. i tried to shake the sock off and doing that made it better but if i stopped it would get so bad that i could hardly breathe. i saw my iphone on the coffee table about 6 feet away. i tried to move the chair forward but when i did i had to stop the shaking thing and when i did it felt like the giant picncher was pulling my genitals out by the roots, so i stopped trying to get the chair moved but the electric current was to much going through my butt and gentials. it took me 15 minutes to move the chair to the table where i could reach the phone but my body was so electrified that my fingers didn't work right so my only choice was to push speed dial and i got my older sister. when she came in the door there i was. she disconnected and untied me and called my mom. i went to the emergency room and was told that i could have damaged my heart, that i had second and third degree burns where the sock was tied and second degree burns on my anus where the knife was. the doctor said that if it had gone on for just a little longer that my genitals, anu,s rectum and prostrate would have been cooked like hamburger. just a warning for anyone like me.
Commented Mar 8, 2013 by anonymous
Don't tell him that, he just might try it.
Commented Mar 8, 2013 by anonymous
God! You are so crazy to do that.
Commented Mar 8, 2013 by anonymous
i have a fun idea for you. cut a round hole in the top of a microwave oven. dangle your tenders down into the hole. tie yourself in place. set timer for high cook for 3 minutes. sister comes home, walks in door and says hmmm, smells like fried chicken in here.
Commented Mar 7, 2013 by anonymous
Wow
Commented Mar 7, 2013 by anonymous
if you Keep up with your masturbation antics , you will be featured on the tv show 1,000 ways to die.
Commented Mar 7, 2013 by anonymous
Your're crazy has a bag of hammers. You could have fried your cock off and cooked your balls.
Commented Mar 7, 2013 by anonymous
I'm calling BS on this one.