www.aadeprogramming.org Survival counter-slogans for those wishing to wean-off gradually AA statement:If you don't go to meetings, you WILL drink... Sanity response: Perhaps you're qualified to be a psychic, but I'm not, I'd rather see what actually happens. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ AA statement:If you have so many problems with AA, why do you come to meetings? Sanity response:I'm with the newcomer rescue league. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ AA statement:Everything I needed to know I found in the Big Book Sanity response:Does that mean we should burn all libraries? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ AA statement:I know that AA isn't perfect, but I LOVE it... after all, it saved my life. Sanity response:Would you feel compelled to love Kathy Lee Gifford if she saved your life? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AA statement:Meeting makers make it. Sanity response:Yes, meeting makers make meetings. You get really good at doing what you do a lot... I want to get good at living life. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ AA statement:Yes, but it works! Sanity response:You're right. Heck, it IS possible to slice watermelon with a chainsaw. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ AA statement:You must completely give yourself to this simple program. Sanity response:I must not be simple enough to completely give myself to this program ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sanity proclamation:The only 12 steps I'm interested in are the ones leading to the door. Sanity proclamation:In AA I learned that I have an allergy to alcohol. I also learned that I have an allergy to illogic. That's why I don't go anymore. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ New slogans designed help you break your addiction to meetings... Zero meetings in ninety days. Call your sponsor... on his shit. Keep staying away... it gets better! It's time to get your brain out of hock. It's time to DEPROGRAM.