best friend had a baby and i am nothing but jealous
Posted Jan 5, 2012 by anonymous | 409 views | 3 comments
i am so sick of attending others' weddings and baby showers and waiting for it to be my turn. my best friend had her baby tonight. not the first of my friends to have a kid, but somehow this got to me. i should be happy for her, but don't even want to see her or the baby. i am such a horrible friend.
Commented Jan 5, 2012 by anonymous
Lool :) But get over it, you need to understand that thats their life and you should think of your's take a trip to somewhere maybe you'll meet your significant other there ?
Commented Jan 5, 2012 by anonymous
Thanks, anonymous. That really made me laugh and feel better. :-)
Commented Jan 5, 2012 by anonymous
Ok, ok!! Just because I'm such a nice guy I'll help you out. Take a shower, come over, get naked and grab your ankles. I'll fuck you and get you knocked up. You're welcome!