ANYONE WHO "PLANKS" IS MENTALLY RETARDED
Posted Jul 18, 2011 by anonymous | 604 views | 3 comments
A facebook friend of mine put up a post, and many others are doing it, about the stupid phenom known as "planking". The only true phenom behind it, is the amazing fact that it displays people who have a vast amount of time on their hands and little brains. How is planking fun? You lay flat...The End (I even stretched it out by adding three periods). Some rocks and other objects have been planking for over centuries. If you consider it fun, then you should try sleeping or death in a coffin, as to which both yield similar results and are both more productive. Planking does not make you cool, some individuals are physically harming themselves such a kids, teenagers, and adults of to which one even died planking on a tall building and falling to his doom. Ask yourself some questions, "Do I mind everyone knowing that I broke your leg or fell to my doom because I was planking? Do I want everyone to refer to me as a dumbass?" Some people I know even have pictures of themselves planking in public places, yet under their information, they are unemployed and have no education. Might I be so humble as to suggest editing your resume and school application to reveal your professional planking skills and experience, or disply that you received your degree in advanced planking? Better yet not display your skills and plank right on top of the desk at the unemployment or admissions office, I am sure they will show you some much needed gratitude for all your hard work and effort.
Commented Jul 25, 2011 by alex
damn, people are getting addicted to useless shit!!! dont you guys have anything else to do ? Something to help the humanity, like clean up the park near where you live, rather than pretend to be a piece of crap laying somewhere
Commented Jul 19, 2011 by anonymous
Planking is a pleasant passtime. No one takes it seriously. I enjoy planking all the time and so does my brother. We have tried to get a plankng club going and no one shows up.
Commented Jul 19, 2011 by anonymous
I seen people getting hurt badly because of that crap