you need to laugh more
Posted Mar 2, 2011 by anonymous | 82 views | 0 comments
Bar in Tokyo: Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts, Hotel in Athen: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between 9 am and 11 am daily, Hotel in Japan: You are expected to take advantage of the chambermaid, Tailor on Rhodos: Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in Strict rotation, Kastrup airport: We take your bags and send them in all directions, A Dane in an english pub: 'Can I borrow the toilet?', A Dane in an english restaurant: I would like to have a bloody beef please. After a short moment, the waiter answers: And maybe you want it with some fucking potatoes?, A Dane who was stopped by the English police: Excuse me, what is the fart limit? (Danish for beginners: fart = speed)
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