Yaga Ming The Siamese Watchcat!
Posted Mar 2, 2011 by anonymous | 127 views | 0 comments
Twas the night before Christmas and I was trying to fall sleep. There was silence in the house as the Mrs was already in dreamland! You know that silence we live for fellows. Not a creature was stirring except for our blasted Siamese cat. Yaga thinks it's our body guard and watchdog. It circles around us in bed all night long. From our feet, across the top of our pillows and around again all night long. Walking across the top of my pillow makes it real hard to fall asleep each night. But this was a night I really wanted to get some sleep. I kept telling the Yaga he wasn't a watch dog and no one was going to rob us anyhow. I went to give Yaga a piece of my mind and a poem was born. I yelled at Yaga and said....Yaga you are just a cat, why can't you act like that...hmmmm that rhymed like a poem. Oh great I can't just leave it there. Stop your circling round our bed, come and rest your weary head. Yep, I got a poem going. Shoot, now I'll never get to sleep because this will bug me until I finish this dumb poem I started. (luckily it kept coming to me...lol) You needn't guard us while we sleep, I prayed the Lord our souls to keep. Retract your claws and come to bed, We'll put our trust in Him instead. If someone did break in one night, I know it would be a funny sight. Yaga leaping into the air, giving that intruder an awful scare. Bet he'd head right for the door, leaving him wondering ever more. Never guessing what had leapt like that, was Yaga Ming Fu Yang the watchcat!... I didn't promise you a great poem. What did you expect when I told you I was half asleep when I wrote it!!
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