Wind Tunnel
Posted Mar 2, 2011 by anonymous | 110 views | 0 comments
I met a girl off the internet. big mistake. she said she was a size 12 - i think size 22 was more accurate. She was very wide and i honestly got nothing out of it despite my cock being just over 8 inches. After that i couldnt get hard because i thought whats the point i would get more satisfaction sticking myself in a wind tunnel. Anyway because she bullshitted me that she was 100% loyal i saw past her fat arse and podgy face and thought well at least we could be a couple outside of the bedroom. Then i found things out. She didnt have her own place, as she claimed, she infact lived in her mum and dads house, in the spare room (she was 32 by the way). Then she said id been talking about her to my friends well frankly she wasnt the type of girl you went boasting about. So i called it off. Cue her coming round to my house banging on the door for a whole hour, bell ringing, etc about 20 texts in half an hour, begging me to change my mind. Things would be different she said. So like a sucker i gave her a chance. Anyway 2 weeks later we organised a weekend away. She sends me a text saying shes going back with her ex!!! I couldnt care less but it annoyed me that we had this thing planned and why did she beg me for another chance 2 weeks ago? You hear a lot of this going on, women who get dumped by you then try and work one over on you so they can dump you just to boost their ego. Its put me off the internet dating 4 life!!!!!!!
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