Why is my friend gay?
Posted Aug 5, 2014 by Twist | 982 views | 21 comments
I've spent years beating the shit out of him saying, "Put your dick in a woman" and he's like, "nooo noo they're gross" So I responded by fisting him in the butt but he enjoyed it. I then continued by pulling down my pants and whipping him in the face with my sausage but he kept on saying "Make me look like the joker!" I decided to make the biggest sacrifice and bent over and told him to pound my butt till the gay was out of him. Hours and hours went by but he just wont budge! Now he want's to pound my butt even more or he want's me to pound his butt, which I do to try and take the gay out of him but nothing is working. In fact I think he's getting more gay with every pounding. Please help me!
Commented Aug 23, 2014 by anonymous
ya
Commented Aug 23, 2014 by Twist
Jeez that's pretty gay.
Commented Aug 22, 2014 by anonymous
I am 99.9% sure your so gay LBGT don't want anything to do with ya
Commented Aug 20, 2014 by Twist
I am 23% sure you are wrong!
Commented Aug 20, 2014 by anonymous
why is your friend gay because you are you made him gay
Commented Aug 16, 2014 by anonymous
I want someone to pound my ass now i so hornyyy
Commented Aug 12, 2014 by anonymous
Ew!
Commented Aug 6, 2014 by anonymous
I know, I've been there.
Commented Aug 6, 2014 by Twist
YOU"RE RIGHT!
Commented Aug 6, 2014 by anonymous
You are going at it all wrong. You need to suck the gayness out of him.
Commented Aug 6, 2014 by anonymous
But his joke turns me on ;)
Commented Aug 6, 2014 by anonymous
You're jokes are terrible.
Commented Aug 5, 2014 by Twist
Joke or no joke, I would still like to pound your butt in with my dick ;)
Commented Aug 5, 2014 by anonymous
Joke or no joke, I would still like to beat his skull in with a brick.
Commented Aug 5, 2014 by anonymous
did the guy not get it was a joke?
Commented Aug 5, 2014 by anonymous
It really is a shame your address is not posted. A lot of us would go to your house and kick you to death. I would beat your head in with a crow bar.
Commented Aug 5, 2014 by anonymous
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Commented Aug 5, 2014 by Twist
Hateful comment in a wonderful post that was posted by a poet!
Commented Aug 5, 2014 by anonymous
Dumbass question in a dumbass post that was posted by a Dumbass.
Commented Aug 5, 2014 by anonymous
Your gay
Commented Aug 5, 2014 by anonymous
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