You are stupid as fuck and i hate the way you talk.

FUCK YOUR GOD AND JESUS THAT DON'T EXIST

I have cum in the toilets & sink before where I used to work at. I also smeared my cock on my bosses desk when he was gone on business. I have also cum in plastic bottles before from jerking off in my car in parking lots. I have also stopped & shot a load right in the middle of a country road at night too from jackin off while drivin. I have also shot loads in swimming pools & the list goes on masturbating or havin sex outdoors or in places that are new to me or places were I could possibly get caught turns me on.

When I was young, stationed in Germany, I had a girlfriend who got off jerking me off on her 5-year-old daughter's pussy. She would rub the head of my dick between the kid's pussylips until I spewed her little crack full of cum.

You must be having a nice way to do it.

Jesus would get crossed again.

Amen! This site needs more people like you! Keep spreading the good word while not letting these losers get to you :) Go forth!!

You'd be surprised how many women on a random call will get risque as you gently lead them to it.. Most likely they are fat ugly bitches wih sexy voices, but you can imagine them all as hotties.

My aunts panties

lmao!

I wonder if it was Hellmann's or Kraft? I hope it wasn't Miracle Whip, because that shit tastes like cum already.

She's Going Fo get Pregnant Eating that Mayo!

Classic! Bet she had either super soft and supple skin, or her face broke up in non-stop acne and zits! Hope it was the zit thing.

My old flatmate once asked me out but I told her I was faithful to my other half. She went to my GF and said we slept together; needless to say she didn't believe her. Anyway, I decided to get revenge... so I spaffed my load into her face-cream...3 times a week...for 3 months.

This is wrong. Just wrong. Repent dip shits! Do you think the baby Jesus went around looking for exotic places to spill his seed? No I don't think so. WWJD? Where would Jesus Dump?

One time I was at an outside phone (call from your car, remember)? Anyways, I used to call random numbers such as hotel reservation lines and wait until I got a sexy sounding chick. Then I would engage in conversation eventually asking what she was wearing and how she liked to masturbate. You would be amazed how many times I could chat for 3 or 4 minutes before the stupid bitch would hang up. Anyway, I would shoot my load and then rub it on to the phone's mouth piece and ear piece, so that the next person who picked up the phone and put it to their face got a smear of my cum.

That's kind of weird... my thing is that I just love to drive around and jerk off. I love to do that while wearing a pair of loose jogging shorts with no underwear so that I have easy access to my throbbing cock. I will wrap my dick in a condom, and continue jerking my meat. I like to do this in a grocery or WalMart parking lot, and I'll keep my eyes out for a hot little tramp going into the store. I'll continue to pump my cock until I shoot my load into the condom. Then, I'll take the used condom and put it either in the tramps car (if she left a window cracked) or I'll tie it to the door handle or wiper blade. Then, I sit in my car and wait to see the slutty cunt come out of the store to see her reaction when she finds a used condom! Priceless!