What the hell is wrong with me?!!
Posted Nov 26, 2014 by Gorilla On PCP | 138 views | 2 comments
Last year at my old middle school the prettiest girl at school started crushing on me. Me! But nooo! I was to shy and anxious to ask her out. We expressed we like each other by playing around. A lot! While this was going on another pretty girl started crushing on me! I was to shy and anxious to ask her out too!! What the fuck! I'm a freshmen in high school now and I've lost all shyness!! I still don't have a girlfriend! I'll admit I have learned how to "roll up on'em" now but shit it's like all my efforts are a waste! I still have enemies like I usually do but that's irrelevant right now. I've noticed when I'm high (on weed of course) it makes my game better. But I'm never high enough because when is go to school fucked up it's always a day after a hangover. So yeah. My new plane is to smoke a joint before going to school and when I get there early in the morning like I do on Fridays is go off campus and blow another j. That way I'm straight for the rest of the day. If you have any other ideas let me know. Alright I'm out. I gotta go purchase me a couple of sacks for this upcoming week.
Commented Nov 26, 2014 by anonymous
Jesus, what a fucking loser. Is this your game plan for your whole life?
Commented Nov 26, 2014 by Gorilla On PCP
Only helpful comments, please!