What happened to me?
Posted Nov 7, 2014 by anonymous | 324 views | 6 comments
Just ten years ago I was a single guy in my 20s. I was always going places, hanging out with friends, having a blast. Then I got married, got a career, had three kids, bought a house, etc... A day-long meeting at work turned into a half-day meeting today, but the babysitter was there for the full day. In other words, I had an unexpected half-day off from the kids. I got to my car at noon. Didn't have to be home until four. I could go anywhere and do anything during that time. Money isn't a problem - I could have blown a few hundred on something stupid. It's been so long since I had this kind of freedom that I didn't know what to do. So what did I finally end up doing? Sat in my car, turned on talk radio, and took a nap right there. That was it. That's my life now.
Commented Nov 8, 2014 by anonymous
Oscar wothory word play there my friend
Commented Nov 8, 2014 by anonymous
What happened? You gave in to the system, pal. Conform, breed, buy, repeat ad nauseam. Can you taste that? That is the hard dick of social order cumming in your mouth. You're a statistic now. Part of the census. Now there's nothing left for you to do but buy useless shit off Amazon.com, eat Quaker Oatmeal, update your mobile phone, and die. You probably noticed that gray hair in your pubes this afternoon, didn't you? That was no mistake, there will be more like that one. Maybe you can tell your good buddy, Greg, about it when he comes over for the Dolphins game on Sunday. Unless of course, your lovely wife allows it?
Commented Nov 8, 2014 by anonymous
Money not a problem. You need to make time for yourself. Maybe start with a me night out.....or a weekend for me only.........work up to a me only vacation.
Commented Nov 7, 2014 by anonymous
You should do something impulsive and exciting try having sex with your wife in a public bathroom or in the woods or go skydiving maybe beat up a homeless man or become a detective skype online with people maybe pore sugar in the gas tank of a neighbor you dont like maybe drive the car and let your wife do drive by queefs start rumors about celebrities watch some porn experiment with your sexuality there's so many options to spice up your life just go for it!
Commented Nov 7, 2014 by anonymous
You need to man up. You should be grateful for what you have. Your life can change in snap then youll be crying for it back. It wont always be so easy. So be happy. Learn how to juggle your time and youll have plenty of it for yourself.
Commented Nov 7, 2014 by anonymous
Dig a hole and climb in - there is nothing left for you.