What a bummer
Posted Mar 2, 2011 by anonymous | 127 views | 0 comments
A student of proctology, was in the morgue one day after classes, wanting to get a little practice in before the final exams. He went over to a table where a body was lying face down. He uncovered the body and to his surprise, found a cork in the corpse's rectum.Figuring that this to be fairly unusual, he pulled the cork out and, to his absolute surprise, music began playing, 'On the road again...just can't wait to get on the road again...'The student was amazed and popped the cork back into the anus. The music stopped. Totally freaked, the student called the Medical Examiner over. 'Look at this, this is really something,' the student told him and pulled the cork out. They heard, 'On the road again...just can't wait to get on the road again...' 'So what?' the Medical Examiner replied, obviously unimpressed. 'But isn't that the most amazing thing you've ever seen?' asked the student. 'Are you kidding?' replied the examiner, 'Any asshole can sing country music.'
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