Wet dream
Posted Aug 29, 2014 by anonymous | 354 views | 4 comments
Let me just begin this by saying that I've never been quite normal in bed, if you know what I mean. You see, I am a mime fetishist. Ever since I was a young lad I could never get my rocks off to any porn unless the actors were dressed as mimes, dead silent, and skilled at acting out the sheer pleasure of coitus. This is where things get strange. I also consider myself an avid Pokemon fan and have been since a young age. My absolute favorite Pokemon of all is Mr. Mime. I've never had sexual feelings for any Pokemon, but the other night was different. I had the most vivid dream of myself dressed as a mime, taking it in the ass from Mr. Mime, his eternally smiling face betraying the solemnity of his eerie silence. All I could feel was love for this fictional humanoid animal. I'm not sure if it even counts as bestiality or not. I'm so ashamed.
Commented Oct 10, 2014 by anonymous
Cute.
Commented Aug 29, 2014 by anonymous
damn son mr mime behot for ashes mom know what im saying i bet he got a big D
Commented Aug 29, 2014 by anonymous
NO WAY, mr.mime makes me soaking wet, it was always weird watching Pokemon with friends when i was younger because if he came on screen, WHOAH BOY did things get awkward
Commented Aug 29, 2014 by anonymous
OH