weird threesome
Posted May 15, 2012 by anonymous | 774 views | 8 comments
me and my wife were driving down the highway when this big beam on light hit us..then all of a sudden this alien dude appeared before us and he had 2 dicks? the wife said wow! this could be fun! so we pulled over and he rammed her from both end's at the same time i said hey buddy this is gonna cost ya i want to run that space jalopy a time or too around the universe he said yea what da heck he said just stay away from uranus or was it myanus anyway i said o.k what planet u from? he said planet twoo wholes? I said i get the 2 dicks now!!!..he said George nory sent me ahh coast to coast now i get it i should write a book and get famous
Commented May 17, 2012 by anonymous
Aww.. I did miss it! LOL!
Commented May 17, 2012 by anonymous
No it's in the original post. Not necessary to repeter it.
Commented May 16, 2012 by anonymous
You forgot to mention 'Uranus'!
Commented May 16, 2012 by anonymous
I think you watched any alien's movie and so that you inspired from them, just clear your dirty thoughts.
Commented May 16, 2012 by anonymous
The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough air points. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, and all things about how they make money. Finally Maureen brought up the subject of sex. 'Just how do you guys do it?' asks Maureen. 'Pretty much the way you do,' responds the Martian woman. Discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one another. Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom, where the Martian strips. He's got a teeny, weeny member about 2 cm long and 1 cm thick. `I don't think this is going to work,' says Maureen. 'Why?' he asks, 'What's the matter?' 'Well.' she replies. 'it's just not long enough to reach me!' 'No problem,' he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's quite impressively long. 'Well,' she says, 'that's quite impressive, but it's still pretty narrow.' 'No problem,' he says and starts pulling his ears. With each pull his member grows wider and wider until the entire measurement is extremely exciting to the woman. 'Wow!' she exclaims, and they fell into bed and make mad, passionate love. The next day the couples rejoin their normal partners and go their separate ways. As they walk along, Mike asks Maureen, 'Well, was it any good?' 'I hate to say it,' says Maureen, 'but it was pretty wonderful. How about you?' 'It was horrible,' he replies. 'All I got was a headache. All she kept doing the whole time was slapping my forehead and pulling my ears.'
Commented May 15, 2012 by anonymous
Hahahaha. Just about as far out as some of the bullshit stories on here by people trying to pass them off as real. Mr. Spock, do you think I should fornicate with the alien female who is visiting with us? Yes, captain. It would be nice if you found some alien pussy on this long voyage and give my butt a rest..
Commented May 15, 2012 by anonymous
hump day laugh...needed that...thanks!!
Commented May 15, 2012 by anonymous
Be careful of getting an alien STD. There is no medicine earth that can wipe out the Clingons.