Turtle.
Posted Sep 29, 2012 by anonymous | 415 views | 6 comments
I tried to get my turtle to put its head in my vagina. It worked. Am I a horrible person?
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Commented Dec 12, 2012 by anonymous
dogs make the best pets for that.
Commented Nov 20, 2012 by anonymous
Turtles don't make very good pets. You need a puppy!
Commented Oct 11, 2012 by anonymous
turtles carry salmonella and other diseases. they also bite
Commented Oct 1, 2012 by anonymous
Yes it is immoral to do things with a natures creature.
Commented Oct 1, 2012 by anonymous
why would u want a slimy turtle in your vagina WTF!! get a dildo like the rest of us normal people!!
Commented Sep 29, 2012 by anonymous
You know that turtles are notorious for carrying a lot of skanky viruses and shit. But hey, if you get off on Yurtle the Turtle and he doesn't bite your clit, then more power to you and your hard (shelled) friend.