Trying to go one day without masturbating
Posted Jan 12, 2012 by anonymous | 514 views | 4 comments
I am married. Married men cannot have sex unless their wife agrees to have sex with them (let's assume cheating is not an option). When I finally con my wife into having sex with me she puts in about 20% effort so it's quite boring. Today she made some hint about giving me a BJ. This happens about once every few years so it was cause for some excitement. Now I need to get through the day without masturbating so that if, by the teeny tiny chance she actually does decide to follow through on her tease, I will have a pleasurable experience and not be numb. It's probably going to be moot as my wife is a very lazy lover and I doubt she is going to actually follow through on this. Yup - this entire post is very selfish - well everybody needs to vent once in awhile right?
Commented Feb 13, 2012 by anonymous
hahah....this is so easy to fix...get a book on cd...'the five love languages'...listen and learn....she will become your sex slave.
Commented Jan 13, 2012 by anonymous
wtf? so far i knew women that just loved having sex, i think you should start watching porn in front of her, that should make her mad
Commented Jan 12, 2012 by anonymous
I hear ya brother? wtf
Commented Jan 12, 2012 by anonymous
She sounds like a lazy bottom.