Tongue Dissapointment
Posted Mar 11, 2014 by anonymous | 371 views | 6 comments
I'm a submissive guy who is really, really, really into giving oral to women. Unfortunately, I am very "unendowed" in that department. It barely sticks out, which makes it really hard to do well. Ironically, I just so happen to have a really big dick, almost 9 inches. But I could honestly care less about that. So, I just paid $400 to have the frenulum under my tongue removed (that band of tissue which anchors the tongue to the bottom of the mouth). This is supposed to dramatically increase tongue length, especially with those who are tongue tied, like me, where the frenulum is very tight and restricted. Now that the surgery is done, guess what? No fucking change! It still just pokes out a little. God damn it, What a fucking rip off!! I just *know* that there has got to be a million guys with really long tongues who would gladly swap their tongue and dick for mine. I would *so* do it, it sucks so much that can't happen.
Commented Mar 15, 2014 by anonymous
Douchebag.
Commented Mar 12, 2014 by anonymous
You must talk with your wife on this issue before doing any such act.
Commented Mar 11, 2014 by anonymous
No shit. Being short still makes it much more difficult to do well.
Commented Mar 11, 2014 by anonymous
You're a moron. Most of a chick's nerve endings are on the lips of her pussy and her clit and down to her asshole. The further in you go the fewer nerve endings. You're supposed to be licking her clit not her cervix!
Commented Mar 11, 2014 by anonymous
Well if you suck cock it helps you don't know if I would love to have you suck me off so I can prove it to you
Commented Mar 11, 2014 by anonymous
They say taking cock up your ass makes your tongue grow :P