
the unauthorized inclusion of green peas in restau
Posted Mar 2, 2011 by anonymous | 74 views | 0 comments
I detest green peas ... and know quite a number of people who share my aversion. And so I am, time and time again, astonished and revolted to discover these noisome squishy little spheres showing up in my restaurant meal WITHOUT HAVING PROVIDED ADVANCE AUTHORIZATION for such an infestation. 'Oh,' you might say, 'I have no problem with peas. What's the big deal?' It most certainly WOULD become a big deal if you were sitting across the dinner table and had to watch a woman vomiting into her chicken biryani. But, I've said enough. Gosh, it's just so good to COMPLAIN about something like this! I feel a great burden has been lifted from my shoulders.
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