The Smallest Adult Penis
Posted May 13, 2012 by anonymous | 1426 views | 13 comments
I was at a nice restaurant in Missouri one night and went into the men's room. While at the urinal, another man came in next to me. He let his "junk" out then used both hands to fumble with his phone. I don't know why, but I took a look at what he was packing. OMG!! Normal hairy balls hanging out, normal tuffs of pubes poking out the zipper, but a teeny, tiny three year old boy size penis urinating! I am not gay, but I have seen a lot of man meat, and this was sad. I felt dirty and perverted having seen it ...and horribly embarrassed for the owner (whose face I had not seen.). I finished up and went to wash my hands. I heard him flush and I slowly dried my hands so that I could see the owner of this smaller than a pinky penis. I was shocked to see that it was a nationally famous conservative radio personality! Now I know why he always seems so angry! We spoke with him later outside of the restaurant and he had a cigar in his hand. I could not get the sight of that big cigar and tiny penis out of my mind! I can't tell anyone bout this because they would ask me why I was looking! Hey, I was just curious!
Commented Jun 1, 2012 by anonymous
Ummm... Yes it does, little man.
Commented May 31, 2012 by anonymous
Must have been Rush Limbaugh. It is a well known fact that all Christians, conservatives and GOP men have small dicks. That is why they are so up tight, and the women are so anal.
Commented May 23, 2012 by anonymous
Screw society size doesn't matter!
Commented May 14, 2012 by anonymous
Who cares about the size of someone else's peepee?
Commented May 14, 2012 by anonymous
Why you thinks about this disgusting topics. It will just disturb your mind always. Thrown out bad pictures from your mind and relax.
Commented May 13, 2012 by anonymous
That's not me. That's some other guy in you.
Commented May 13, 2012 by anonymous
Wow. Pull the stick out dude.
Commented May 13, 2012 by anonymous
How about your boyfriend. Is he any better?
Commented May 13, 2012 by anonymous
I always looked when in high school showers. Don't kid youself, most guys do. It's a comparison thing. Nothing gay. I came up about average penis size but with larger than average low hanging balls. Pubic hair a bit more sparse than average. I am not cut so that was a bit unusal as most of the guys were.
Commented May 13, 2012 by anonymous
no harm in looking I do it every chance I get,why should I be terrified of looking at a guys equipment,its normal, man is a curious animal..
Commented May 13, 2012 by anonymous
Like all liberal journalists you go to the men's room mainly to look.
Commented May 13, 2012 by anonymous
I used to cop a look sometimes, but one guy caught me checking his junk and cussed me out. Now I follow the unwritten man rule and stare straight forwArd. But I learned that most guys are just average unlike porn stars. That would be a bummer to have a tiny dick
Commented May 13, 2012 by anonymous
I tend to catch a look sometimes too. It is not a sexual thing, it is just curiosity and comparison. I think I know who you saw. I had heard he has a little wiener. It is cool hat you did not 'out' him for his shortcomings.