The salad
Posted Jan 26, 2013 by anonymous | 295 views | 9 comments
Always ... Always... Ask how the tossed salad is? When at a restaurant, Smile and wink if you could at the server, Order a big meal, get up halfway through it and go to bathroom, sneak outside, pretending to take a phone call, then slip away - if anyone stops you, say it was an emergency and you forgot, but almost always, you get away clean.. The server waitstaff will be laughing for weeks Leave a tip of two dollars on the table for all he trouble, oh.. And don't forget to **** on the floor before you leave! How Ok, sit just over edge of toilet and **** I used to do it all the time!… lol
Commented Mar 7, 2013 by anonymous
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Commented Mar 3, 2013 by anonymous
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Commented Mar 3, 2013 by anonymous
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Commented Jan 28, 2013 by anonymous
Salad eating is better for health.
Commented Jan 26, 2013 by anonymous
If you're a pretty girl, you can get away with blue murder!
Commented Jan 26, 2013 by anonymous
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Commented Jan 26, 2013 by anonymous
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Commented Jan 26, 2013 by anonymous
You sick bastard Don't Coe into Applebee's. I know what you look like