The reason I'll never ever pick up a hitchiker
Posted Sep 18, 2013 by anonymous | 673 views | 4 comments
the reason i'll never pick up another hitchhiker is I was headed for florida one year and stopped in a station to get some gas and to piss when 2 young good looking girls ask me which way was I headed I told them south they ask if they could catch a ride I thought to my self I could use the company so I told them sure we went on for a couple of hours when 1 of them ask if I could stop at the next rest area she had to pee so I stopped we all got out and went to the bath room I was standing there pissing when she grabbed my penis and stuck a knife to it she said for me to give her the keys to the car and all my money or she would cut it off so I handed the other girl which was standing there my keys and my wallet then she cut it off any way while I was standing there in shock she whet to one of the stalls and flushed my penis down I just so happen to get my cell phone out of the car and put it in my pocket I usually leave it in the car so I called 911 the police caught them got my car and wallet back but I spent my vacation in the hospital and now I am known as the dickless guy at work I 've even had some of the women there ask me out just so they could see it for their selfs I tell them if they really want to see it they have to let me eat their pussy most of them do and the nub makes a good clit stimulator and since I can't cum I am all about their pleasure so they go out with me again
Commented Sep 29, 2013 by anonymous
None of your business.
Commented Sep 18, 2013 by anonymous
What were the names of the two girls?
Commented Sep 18, 2013 by anonymous
where is the confession all I see are titles
Commented Sep 18, 2013 by anonymous
Well at least there's a happy ending.