The most functional word in the English language.
Posted Mar 2, 2011 by anonymous | 131 views | 0 comments
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider, you can get SHIT-faced, be SHIT-out-of-luck, or have SHIT for brains. With a little effort, you can get your SHIT together, find a place for your SHIT, or be asked to SHIT or get off the pot. You can smoke SHIT, buy SHIT, sell SHIT, lose SHIT, find SHIT, forget SHIT, or tell other to eat SHIT, some people know their SHIT, while others can't tell the difference between SHIT and shineola. There are lucky SHITS, dumb SHITS, and crazy SHITS. There is bull SHIT, horse SHIT, and chicken SHIT. You can throw SHIT, sling SHIT, catch SHIT, shoot the SHIT, or duck when the SHIT hits the fan. You can give a SHIT or serve SHIT on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep SHIT or be happier than a pig in SHIT. Some days are colder than SHIT, some days are hotter than SHIT, and some days are just plain SHITTY. Some music sounds like SHIT, things can look like SHIT, and there are times when you feel like SHIT. Just wanted you to know that I do give a SHIT, and hope you have a nice day, without a bunch of SHIT, but if you happen to catch a load of SHIT from some SHIT-head. Well, SHIT happens.
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