The Jokers Warning
Posted Sep 4, 2011 by anonymous | 376 views | 6 comments
Fellow Citizens, Commorades of democracy and my pet cat. I believe that we must become a more vigilant nation, a more serious nation against the threats of terrorisim which exists against our great nation. We must battle against the terrorist force which is not without but within and combat the nations issues against the power shower. Every day we see many folk taking a power shower and practising religious excercice through wrapping a towel around their heads. This practice must stop and we must ensure that we are victorious against all makers of power showers who incite our people to undertake muslim practices afters a long days work. We shall be victorious and play our part in removing the threat of the towel. We shall instead take out a loan from one of the endorsed banks of the our great nation and use Jaqcuzzis instead...enjoying the benefits of freedom low interests rates can offer our citizens. Only then can we truly be free from the threat of terrorist activity.
Commented Sep 4, 2011 by anonymous
Yeah for real..........who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf. We little piggies are all safe in our house of straw.
Commented Sep 4, 2011 by anonymous
Yeah for real...take on the fucking Government man. You would destroy them with the words !!! Whoe needs war anyway !
Commented Sep 4, 2011 by anonymous
Class act !!!
Commented Sep 4, 2011 by anonymous
The last time I saw a terrorist was on TV in a Bruce Willis film !
Commented Sep 4, 2011 by anonymous
I saw a person with a turban on. Should I report them. LOL !!!
Commented Sep 4, 2011 by anonymous
Fucking brilliant !