The Dog Alternative
Posted Jun 18, 2011 by Mad Helen | 556 views | 7 comments
I’ve been taking my dog tranquilizer lately since my doctor won’t give me new painkiller prescriptions. She seems to think that I’m getting addicted on them and my pain isn’t real but trust me, it is. I tried my son’s painkillers but he’s been taken off the drug now. Life is painful and I’m tired of seeing shrink after shrink. The painkillers dull my pain and even though I’m still cranky at least I don’t hurt as much. I had no choice but to invent another escape. I make sure Ruffy gets it, poor dog and the vets are more humane than human doctors.
Commented Jul 18, 2014 by anonymous
UOAMo5 Very neat blog.Really looking forward to read more. Keep writing.
Commented Aug 28, 2011 by anonymous
You nutter. Don't blame the Doctor if you start pissing with your leg cocked up and start barking. You nutter !
Commented Jun 20, 2011 by anonymous
What dog isn't more valuable than a drug addict.
Commented Jun 18, 2011 by anonymous
I'd make sure the dog is OK, but if I'm really in pain, I come first, after all, it's a DOG, Einstein.
Commented Jun 18, 2011 by anonymous
get it on the street.
Commented Jun 18, 2011 by CooliO
Lady, isn't that the same as stealing the dog's food. I mean after qualifying the poor thing for a vet visit, it's only right to let him have his drugs.
Commented Jun 18, 2011 by Constance
'I make sure Ruffy gets it...'? Hey, what are you doing to the dog. I'd like to believe you ain't resorting to animal cruelty to get your fix.